#I actually thought this was Marvel trans!Pepper AU for a second?#and this is totally how it would be#if anyone Tony knew was trans#it’s like oh OK that’s cool#you wanna hit Versace now or wait until the new collection’s out?#you gonna do hormones? Surgery?#JARVIS find me someone who does surgery#don’t you worry peps#we’re gonna buy you the nicest dick in Manhattan (via dixie-chicken)
I nearly died from headcannon it’s perfect
No you don’t understand
"We’re gonna buy you the nicest dick in Manhattan." sounds like a sentence Tony must have definitely said
don’t be fuckin rude
This hurts my soul
So while re-reading homestuck I noticed something about doomed john.
His corpse was apparently burned.
But his denizen uses wind powers.
So I was thinking, when does air burn you? And it hit me.
Steam. Doomed John was boiled to death.
And remember, his denizen gave him the choice between being allowed to leave fine and living out his days in a doomed timeline, or sacrificing himself so that dave becomes davesprite which allows the alpha universe to exist. John Egbert cares enough about his friends that he gave his consent to being BOILED ALIVE to let them win the game.
hoenn bicycle club
you know they dead
so this happened
if i were a car i’d be a
omgf the skunk
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